Please tell me I’m not crazy.
While browsing for an airplane read in WH Smith, I started thinking about books and reading habits — along with my top pet peeves.
(Yes, I think about these things. Not crazy, I promise.)
From least offensive to most offensive, here are the worst offenders:
Stickers on book covers
Because they NEVER peel off properly. Ever. Particularly those neon yellow 3 for 2 stickers. Who wants white fluff on their book? Grrr…
Weirdly shaped books
Living in a one bedroom flat means space is at a premium. I don’t want books that stick out of my shelf at weird angles, it messes with my OCD.
Movie covers on books
I’m not a huge fan of having someone else’s vision shoved in my face, or of carrying around an obvious advert. I’ve wanted to read The Martian for a while, but didn’t buy it due to the huge Matt face. Sorry, Matt.
Being interrupted whilst reading
This youtube video says it all.
Folding the corner of a page
Your innocent little fold will eventually develop into a tear, and the corner of that page will be most forever. Bookmarks exist for a reason!
Cracking the spine
Even worse than the page-folders are those who fold books in half whilst reading, irreversible breaking the spine. Besides being unsightly, the glue bonding the pages to the spine wears down and pages eventually fall out. YOU ARE KILLING THE STORY.
Writing or highlighting text
Thou shalt not write in books unless for study/exams. Do not distract future readers with your underlining and margin-scribbling. Even the Kindle popular highlights feature drives me mad.
Books in (grubby) toilets
Even worse than visible damage is the secret world of germs. I don’t want a poo-y book, damp and festering with mould. Bathrooms are the antithesis of libraries!
If you think I’ve forgotten about that book you “borrowed”? I haven’t. I never will. You’re on the naughty list for life.
So what’s the verdict — am I crazy?
If you’re guilty of any of these sins, fess up! Or let me know if you have another pet peeve to add to the list.