Livewriting Adventures in Ghent

Last Thursday I rolled out of bed unusually early and narrowly avoided missing the floor.

Much to my chagrin, gravity kicked in. I lay on the floor beside my bed, groaning. It was 7am. Through the open sliver of my curtain I could see that the sky was barely pinked with light. Why was I awake?

Ah, yes. I had to catch a train. The Eurostar, to be precise.

I stood, snapped off my alarm, shoved my arms into my snuggie (yes, uncool, I know, but so very comfy) and trundled off to the bathroom to glare blearily at my reflection. My face was pale, the cheekbones in sharp relief; I looked like one of my zombies.

One shower, clothes change, and layer of make up later, I was ready to go. I grabbed my duffel bag and tickets and coat, ran back for my passport, panicked about being late, and strode purposefully to the tube. By now it was 7:45 and the city traffic was begining to kick in.

I made it to King’s Cross in record time (15 minutes!) and legged it to the Eurostar. By 8:16 I was in my seat. By 8:26 — stomach growling furiously — my adventure to Ghent had begun.

The next few hours passed in a pleasurable blur of reading and writing, and before I knew it, we were pulling into Brussels, 11:33 local time. A quick platform change and I was on a train to Ghent. In half an hour I would meet Jan Oda. Over a year of online friendship and we’d finally meet in person. Thinking about it too much felt weird.

Jan was waiting for me on the platform. I already knew what she looked like from her copious videos, but the first thing that struck me was she wasn’t as tall as I’d imagined. That, and — as we hugged — the thought: this is so normal it’s strange.

We swung by her house, dropped off my stuff, and headed straight to the Vooruit. On the far side of the café/bar was a long desk on a red carpet, two large screens hanging overhead. On the desk was a row of computers. Behind one of those computers was a man wearing a familiar hat and pair of sunglasses, hunched over a tiny laptop in a position that was bound to give him early arthritis.

He looked up. “Your hair is cool.” No hello, how are you. He went right back to his computer, typing away furiously, livewriting chapter 5 of The Archivists. He held up one hand as he said, “Let me finish this chapter.”

That was my introduction to MCM. Jan wandered off for a smoke as I sat down and pulled out my laptop (several sizes larger than MCM’s, if you wanted to know).

Eventually MCM looked up, stretching his over-abused spine. “Hi!”

“Hi.”

“You’re here!”

“I’m here.” I smirked, then, treating MCM to my Snark Level 2 look – quirk of the lips, slight narrowing of the eyes, left eyebrow briefly raised.

Jan returned before I could terrify him further. She sat down between us. We all looked at each other. Together at last. When we began talking, it was as if we’d known each other forever.

The next few days of livewriting passed in a blur of computer screens, headaches, insomnia, cherry beer, webcam cameos and silly computer hijacking whenever MCM wandered away from his laptop. The schedule was insane: MCM wrote from 8am to 2am on Thursday and Friday, and from 8am to 10pm on Saturday, with short breaks for lunch and dinner. I don’t know how he does it; by Saturday morning I felt nauseous, sleep-deprived and mildly insane.

Thankfully everyone in the Vooruit was helpful, friendly and fluent in English. We couldn’t have had a better venue for MCM’s first on-site livewriting, and this all would have been impossible if not for Jan. She was unstoppable, chatting with journalists, radio presenters, acting as our liaison, explaining webfiction and livewriting to any who wandered by. Special shout outs to those who followed along loyally online, including Cathi and Greg.

And me? I tasked myself with annoying MCM, using his face as target practice, complaining about the lack of kissing in the story, complaining about the kissing when it finally happened, mocking him for being entirely off schedule, criticising his taste in beer. Now that I know how many thousands of viewers were following the story, I feel a little embarrassed by my antics. Oops?

Saturday was the last day of the festival. MCM finished writing at 9:50pm and within minutes our desk had been cleared away to be replaced by black poseur tables and champagne — the fastest book launch party in the history of the universe! We briefly looked at the stats: MCM had written 52,000 words in 44 hours. I topped up his champagne glass and marvelled that he was still standing.

After a few drinks and a brief pit stop at Jan’s, we headed over to the VIP end-of-festival afterparty, where I proceeded to teach MCM how to finger-dance, as well as drink him under the table. There were pole dancers, cocktails, thumping music, and more cool people that I could shake my imaginary stick at. It was awesome.

Sunday morning, feeling ill, we all met and headed to a restaurant which features in The Archivists. I think we terrified the waitress with our very unusual order: sausages (for MCM), spaghetti Bolognese (for me) and apple pie & ice-cream (for Jan), and enough cans of ice tea to drown an aquatic plant.

We basked in the sunshine, our conversation meandering down little-used paths, so similar to the random google chats we have that it was comforting in its familiarity. By the time I was back on the Eurostar that evening, it all felt like a strange, wonderful dream.

I realised it hadn’t been a dream when my hangover kicked in somewhere between Paris and London.

I’m still recovering from the ordeal.

London 2012, anyone?

If you weren’t able to check it out last weekend, be sure to head on over to MCM’s 3D1D livewriting website, where you can access the full text of The Archivists for free.

The Game is Up! (In Belgium, At Least.)

As mentioned on the 1889 blog and Ergofiction, my fellow 1889 Labs author MCM will livewrite a novel in three days — or die trying.

MCM will sit before a live audience in the Vooruit Café for 44 hours, with the intention of writing an entire novel in that time, all the while incorporating audience suggestions into the story. This insane stunt will be performed at The Game Is Up! festival in Ghent, Belgium from March 24 until March 26.

(What, you say? You’ve no idea what livewriting is? Too bad. I totally didn’t write a post about it last November.)

And guess what? I’m travelling to Belgium so that I can be there the whole time, and get the chance to point and laugh to MCM’s face!

So if you’re in the area be sure to drop by and say hello. And if you’re not, remember that you’ll be able to follow all the insanity — as well as throw in your own suggestions — over on the 3D1D website.

Hungry for… PRINT!

It’s here! And it’s on sale from pretty much anywhere you can think of!

Author? Who, me?

Words cannot explain how odd it is to find my (print) book on sale around the web. In fact, since pictures are worth a thousand words, here’s an apt photo of me from Halloween a couple years back, looking as dazed and confused as I feel now.

(I was a zombie nurse; it was really cool.)

I want to thank everyone for their encouragement so far. Publishing Hungry For You has been an incredibly rewarding experience and it wouldn’t have been half as fun without you guys.

Insider info: the print version of Hungry For You contains some exciting new stuff not included in the ebook, including three extra short stories, an insightful author afterword, and a story by fellow 1889 Labs author MCM. Not to mention the really cool design tweaks!

Oh, yeah. The print version also contains a silly typo I was too late to correct. Oops? I hereby promise that anyone who finds said typo and emails me about it with their postal address, will get a rambling postcard from yours truly. I’ll even give you a hint: the typo is in one of the three new stories not included in the ebook version.

So what are you waiting for?

Grab YOUR print copy today to help keep that confused expression on my face: Amazon.com || Amazon.co.uk || Amazon.ca || Barnes & Nobles || Book Depository || Chapter’s || Powell’s… and many more.

Spalding’s Racket: Promoting Indie Authors

With the tagline “making a noise about indie authors on the internet”, the objective of Nick Spalding’s website couldn’t be clearer.

As a matter of fact, today is the day Nick is making a little racket about yours truly — he has kindly featured Hungry For You, so I thought I’d return the favour!

So what’s it all about?

Spalding’s Racket is a nifty little site which posts promos about indie books, including cover image, blurb, genre, and retailer links. I discovered the site through Kindle Boards and can testify that it’s quick and painless to submit your book. And the site is well worth a browse to see whether any indie titles catch your eye!

TUESDAY, WITH SPIDERS

The spiders on the ceiling were hungry.

Rich huddled over the counter, whisking his pancake batter to smooth out the few remaining lumps of flour. Keeping one eye on the ceiling to track the spiders’ movements, he dipped a finger into the bowl, then licked it clean. Mmmm; it was ready.

Bowl still in hand, he walked over to the hob, took out a pan and turned on the heat. He placed the pan on the gas, dropped in a thick wodge of butter, then glanced up again. The spiders were gone.

He panicked, hugged the mixing bowl closer. There they were! Three black spiders scurrying across the ceiling towards him. One of them—skinny, malnourished—lagged behind the others, as if it could not quite keep up. Rick scowled at them warningly. His wife would have hoovered them up by now, but she was out for dinner and he did not know where the hoover was.

The spiders came to a halt directly above his head. Rich squinted up at them, then grabbed a tea towel and waved it ineffectually in their direction. The spiders did not move. He glanced down, noticed the butter had melted and begun to foam. The spiders could wait; his pancakes were more important.

Rich set the mixing bowl down by the hob, then paused. No ladles. He hadn’t thought that far ahead. He shrugged, grabbed a mug from the cupboard and dipped it into the bowl, filling it to the very brim.

The batter barely sizzled as it hit the pan, creeping out towards the edges slowly but inexorably. Damn, he’d forgotten to check the pan temperature first. Rich raised the heat a notch, tilting the pan back and forth to spread the batter evenly, but there was too much liquid and his supposed delicate crepe was turning into a cake. Exasperated, Rich tried to flip the pancake with a jerky wrist movement. It was a half-hearted flip at best: the pancake folded in half and proceeded to stick together.

“Double damn!” Rich tried to prise the two halves apart, but it was too late. Defeated, he tipped the pancake onto his plate. The half-moon of dough smiled winningly back at him. He munched on a corner thoughtfully and ignored the spiders. They were mocking him; he was sure of it.

Take 2. Pan at the right temperature, check. Enough oil, check. Mug half-full of batter, check. And pour.

This time it sizzled, it spread thinly and evenly, and when the top began to bubble, Rich lifted up the pan and flicked his wrist with extra flourish. The pancake soared into the air, then back down, landing neatly in the pan. Victory!

He flipped the pancake again, higher this time, letting out a cheer when he caught it. And again, higher! And again! Rich completely forgot about the spiders, so intent was he on his newly discovered manly talent.

Then it happened: his golf club swing sent the pancake soaring up, and up, and up, until SPLAT! It came to a rest on the ceiling, and did not come back down. Rich waved the pan enticingly, but the pancake did not move.

The spiders huddled together, conferring. Then, as the seconds passed and the pancake remained securely on the ceiling, they began their advance, circling the pancake, drawing in for the kill. The skinny one struck first, scurrying straight across the dough to the centre.

Later, when his wife came back home, all that remained was a circle of grease.

She stared up at it, incredulous. “Darling, what on earth happened?”

Rich shrugged. “The spiders on the ceiling were hungry.”