The long-awaited day is here.
You know what I’m talking about. Today’s the day you, your mom, your hairdresser and your dog are going to help me show Suzanne Adair just how unstoppable the undead can be.
I can already see the newspaper headlines: ZOMBIES KILLED THE BLOG TOUR STAR.
All you’ve got to do is leave a comment here on this very post, today.
You see, this week isn’t about literary merit and similar nonsense. This is an author cage match, down and dirty, gritty and grimy. The author who earns the most relevant comments gets the Championship title, and I want that author to be me.
But there’s some stiff competition out there. My zombie hordes sure enjoyed reading Monogamy Sucks, and Plain Jane was another tasty
meal read. Not to mention the title coming up tomorrow, Nearly Departed in Deadwood, which has enough dead bodies to keep any horde happy.
Sure, my opponent’s read, Paper Woman, is pretty thrilling. Award-winning, in fact. The kickass heroine overcomes bandits, assassins and slaves during the turbulent American Revolution in order to unearth the truth about her father’s murder.
But let’s face it, no woman — paper or otherwise — can be stiff competition to a zombie. Because zombies are the essence of stiff. Like, everywhere. Nevermind. Carry on.
On to the fun stuff: PRIZES!
Comment here for an instant win! Tell me how you’d survive the zombie apocalypse and win an ebook copy of Hungry For You. Remember to include your email address! [Oops! Too late. BUT I could still be tempted to give you a copy, if you promise to leave a review on Amazon.com…. hinthintnudgenudge!]
Pick your favourite post about of Hungry For You (between Hopeless Bibliophile, Attack of the Book, Black Sun Reviews, The Itzel Library, ParaYourNormal, and/or The Pen & Muse) and comment there with the phrase “I’m hungry for print!” to be entered to win an awesome goodie bag, including a signed paperback, limited edition postcards, and more surprises! Plus three runner-ups will receive a surprise gift, too! (Open worldwide till May 1st). [Winners announced!]
Every relevant comment – on this and any of the posts linked above – counts as an entry toward the Kindle grand prize! Want extra entries? Like my facebook page or follow me on twitter! [Sorry guys, this prize is now gone!]
I am also giving away one ebook from the 1889 Labs library. That’s right! You can pick any title you want, and I’ll send my horde of zombies off to collect a copy for you. You can’t say no to a free book! All you’ve got to do is like the 1889 facebook page, and leave a comment on the wall saying, “I’m dying for a free book!” [Congrats to winners Bill Kamerer & Jaimemarie Grissum!]
That’s it! Now get commenting, and help this zombie kick blog tour ass!
Leave a comment now!