PROPOSAL

There was a glitch in the automatic translator, but I didn’t realize until it was too late.

I got down on one knee, held up the opal engagement ring I’d been carrying around for weeks, and watched her face freeze halfway between shock and joy, the dimple in her cheek hesitant, her lips quivering with one word. I dropped my eyes to the floor, and out of my lips stumbled the carefully prepared speech, mangled beyond recognition.

Silence. Deafening silence.

When I looked up she was already gone.

Cross posted from Six Sentences.

Summer Train by MCM

MCM is the author to blame for 1889 Labs. He has a long history in technology and is active in the Free Culture movement. His writing has been praised by Richard Stallman, founder of the Free Software Foundation, as well as Cory Doctorow, a pioneering author in the world of science fiction.

MCM wants to write short stories for 1,000 people. Below is mine.

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Summer Train

It was a game they played, down by the shoreline in southern Louisiana. Sentence trains, stretching off through lazy, humid afternoons. Thick, ancient oak trees blocking the sun, her red-and-white dress spread out around her, next to him, as she watched the clouds pass.

“Something was hidden in the darkness,” she said, resting a hand on her forehead, watching her fingers dance in the breeze.

“Darkness hides things that shouldn’t be seen by men,” he said, turning away, at the tree instead, trying not to watch the sweat slip down her neck. The grass was rough on his skin, prickling like the heat.

“Men are the least of my worries,” she said, and he looked back, and her face was there, smiling at him. He held his breath, trying to think.

“Worries,” he said softly.

“Worries,” she repeated.

He closed his eyes, tried to focus, but all he saw was her. He thought of her boyfriend, arms wrapped round her, saying good-bye before the two-week trip to Florida. Those two, glorious weeks. He’d promised to take care of her, to keep her company. That’s what friends do, isn’t it?

“Worries have a way of creepin’ up on you,” he said finally, and she laughed, looked back into the sky. He did, too, but to escape the hell he was in.

“You have no idea what worries are,” she said, sighing, arms out wide, brushing his head.

“Are you willing to teach me?” he asked.

She laughed, put her hands in a “T” and propped herself up on an elbow, leaning against him like she had no idea what it meant to him.

“That’s just cruel,” she said. “How do I start a sentence with ‘me’?”

“You could be a caveman,” he shrugged, and she stuck her tongue out at him.

“Add a word to yours,” she said. “Make it ‘are you willing to teach me how.’ That oughta do it.”

He laughed, shook his head.

“That’s cheatin’,” he said. “I can’t go fixing things to make it easier on you. Defeats the point of the game.”

“You can if you like,” she said, sly and shining as the breeze blew her hair across her face. He held his expression, held on to it for dear life, but the urge to kiss her drew the thoughts out of his head until he was left with just one.

“What’s in it for me if I do?” he asked, and felt the loud, sucking silence of the space between them as he realized he’d taken one step too far.

Her eyebrows twitched, and she laid back in the grass.

“My eternal gratitude,” she said to the air. She made the “T” again, and broke it apart with a flourish. The game was on.

“Are you willing to teach me how?” he asked, as promised.

“How will I know you’ll listen?” she replied.

“Listen to the wind, it’ll tell you the answer.”

“Answer,” she said, and he glanced over to see her arms over her head, her dress pulled tight, legs swaying in the breeze.

“Answer,” he nodded.

“Answer me one question, and I’ll teach you anything.”

He swallowed.

“Anything for you,” he said softly.

“Can you keep a secret?” she asked.

He frowned, and she looked at him, a shy smile on her face, watching him closely.

“The word was ‘you’,” he said.

“I know,” she nodded. “Answer the question.”

“Can I keep a secret?” he asked, slowly. She nodded. “Yes,” he said. “Yes I can.”

“Good,” she smiled, and kissed him under the old oak tree, at the end of their last long sentence train.

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EQUIPPED FOR BATTLE

“Writes longhand, ‘e does, with a pink pen,” the beggar said, one hand over his mouth as if to prevent the words from escaping. He looked up and down the street nervously, then added, “‘Twas his secret to victory last time, or so they say.”

The Challenger scoffed loudly, with none of the beggar’s discretion. “If the King writes with a pink pen,” he pronounced with a thick Cambridge accent, “then I’m a stillborn child!”

The beggar leaned forward, tapped his finger against the Challenger’s suit of armour. “Is tha’ why yer wearing the tinnies then?”

The Challenger knocked his hand away. “No, you fool! I’m hoping to intimidate him with this authentic eighteenth century armour. Took me an hour to get it on.” He said the last sentence as if it were something of which to be proud.

The beggar just stared at him expectantly, pulling his coat open to reveal the inside pocket, jam-packed with pink pens. “Whaddya say?”

“I suppose it would not to do go into battle poorly armed….” The Challenger sighed. “Fine, give one to me.”

“Tha’ll be a tenner.”

“What?! You quoted three pounds ten minutes ago!”

The beggar shrugged, unrepentant. “Need to make up for the time you spent thinking.”

“My thoughts are not worth seven pounds,” the Challenger replied hotly. “I’ll give you five.”

“Deal.” They furtively exchanged goods. Then, business concluded, the beggar scurried off, vanishing as quickly as a sideshow fable.

“Right,” said the Challenger, speaking aloud for no reason. “On to claim my crown. Those bellowing bastard brothers won’t know what has hit them.”

He marched proudly down the street, his metal feet loud against the pavement, until he reached house number 72, which had a green door and a gold lion-shaped knocker. He ignored the knocker and pressed down hard on the hastily-installed doorbell, a yellowed plastic rectangle that tilted to the left as if drunk.

A tired-looking woman opened the door, her hair pulled back into a messy gray bun, her neatly-pressed clothes already wrinkled. Over her shoulder, the Challenger could see that the living room was already teeming with other challengers, eager to take the crown.

“Mrs. H,” the Challenger said formally, bowing as best he could.

“Is that you Edward?” She readjusted her glasses, frowning. “Come for a spot of bingo?”

“Indeed I have.”

She stood aside to let him pass. “Between you and me, I hope you win. I’m fed up of having a dirty house.”

Inspired by Ergofiction’s old Search Term Challenge.

UNWELCOME INTRUSION

The cat warily poked her head out of the washing machine. The coast was clear. She put her paws up on the rim, tensed her legs to spring.

Then — a flash of movement in the corner of the kitchen! Sparkles hissed, ducked back into the safety of the washing machine. Her tail lashed back and forth within the limited confines of the metal drum.

She could hear it, snuffling around the kitchen, moving close to the washing machine. Its claws scraped against the tiled floor, making her skin prickle. If only her owners would come home and get rid of it, set down more traps….

When Sparkles heard it began to chew on a wire, she shook her head and curled up to wait for back up. Mice had always been a problem in London, but this was getting ridiculous.